Scene: Getting ready for bed. I notice he has some sort of code written on his hand.
Me: They let you leave with stuff like that written on your hand, but you can't have your phone because it's COMSEC?
Joe: It's actually OPSEC, but, yeah.
Me: Oh, whatever. Seems like it's more like OPEH...
Joe: OPMEH - you know, do whatever you want.
Me: OP whatevs. It's cool.
Both: *die laughing*
Hahahaha!!! If you followed that...kudos.
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Scene: I had just finished pumping and we were about to get ready for bed.
Me: Hey, can you do this? I need to put the milk away.
Joe: I thought that's what you did when you put your shirt on.
Me: Ha ha. Very funny.
Ah, the joys of breastfeeding. It makes life more interesting. Or something like that.
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This one's a bit more complicated. He had taken his dishes and then went to get clothes and get dressed for work. He left, I put the baby to bed and then....
I found his dishes in the bathroom! Y'all. I laughed so hard when I found this!!! Normally I'm the one trying to put things in weird places! {Like putting the milk in the microwave... Or cereal in the fridge.} So of course, I had no choice but to text him.
His response is even better than finding his dishes in a random spot! LOL! I even asked him what kind of experiment it was, and he told me not to worry about it. Haha! I think he was embarrassed... Shhhhh. Don't tell him I blogged about it! Of course, if you follow me on Instagram, you already know this. But I thought it was worth sharing a second time. ;-)
So, what happens when you're tired?
